the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby - Anime Fan

from Sing All Funny Jokes by Carrie Dahlby

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Luke Ski says: Continuing in my career long quest to have a song on every major topic in the many worlds of geeky fandom, I bring you my tribute to the entire genre of Japanese Animation, more commonly known here in the states as "Anime". This parody of "Candyman" By Christina Aguilera sung by Carrie Dahlby covers everything to the kiddie programs, to the giant robot shows, to the teen melodramas, to the 'adult' stuff. With any luck, there will be at least a dozen AMVs posted on YouTube of this song within a month. If you make one, please be sure to tell folks in titles at the end of the video that they can find the song "Anime Fan" at "the FuMP dot com"! Arigato! ;D Music by Bob "Perfect Mix Forever" Emmett


Anime Fan

A parody of "Candyman" by Christine Aguilera, about Japanese animation.

Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski

© Luke Sienkowski 2010

Luke: Yankee cartoons were always boring him.

Carrie: What happened then? What happened then?

Luke: Started watching shows from the Pacific rim.

Pikachu: PIKA!

Tetsuo: KANEDA!

Soun: RANMA!


(SFX: Explosion)

Hey, Yu-Gi-Oh, yeah!

I met him playin' PokeMon in the school yard.

He caught my eye right after he captured my card.

Had Dragonballs, for a date he asked.

He showed up for it dressed up as Tuxedo Mask.

Once he made me swoon, he saw my Sailor Moon.

He's a Speed Racer, Star Blazer, Anime fan.

A Miyazaki, eatin' Pocky, Anime fan.

Oh, yeah!...

He really used his G-Force on my Robotech.

Just like Voltron, "I'll form the head!"

Every Gundam he came Macross, mastered like a toy. (A collectible toy)

This cyberpunk is my own Astro Boy, (Oh!)

But behind closed doors, he's my Gigantor.

He's a saki brewster, bio-booster, Anime fan. (Oh yeah!)

A mecha flyer, Mack Guyver, Anime fan.

Ba-shoo-ba-do-dwee-dop, bop, shoo, bop, ba-Cowboy-Bebop-oom-bow,… …Bow bow!

Hey yeah!




Cowboy Bebop bow!

(dialogue over those 12 measures:)

Main Boy: Hi cute girl! I am the shy main character,

and I have a crush on you!

Cute Girl: But I have a crush on that very handsome boy!

Handsome Boy: That's me!

Cute Girl: You must fight him for my love!

Main Boy: Did I mention I'm a robot super-weapon too? (SFX: tech)

Handsome Boy: Uh, oh!

Pretty boy divine, I'm his Valentine.

He's a transformin', disproportioned, Anime fan. (Oh!)

A.M.V. makin', Cosplayin', Anime fan.

Whoa yeah!

Now just like InuYasha, I obey at his word.

He stole my heart, like Lupin the 3rd.

Vash the Stampede's big Trigun. (Ah!)

I'm a horny girl, and flying high like Lum!

Luke: Ranma and Akane fighting at the beach.

Anime fan, Anime fan

Luke: To clean their bikinis, they gotta use Bleach.

Anime fan, Anime fan

Tenchi Muyo, Anime fan

Hair's a bright mop, eyes pop, bigger than a chef's wok.

Slayers, Lain, Anime fan

Huge mallet whop, blood snot, embarrassed massive sweat drop.

Ah My Goddess, Anime fan

Likes my boobs hot, jigglin' won't stop, here's a panty shot.

Fan service…

And now we're both grown-ups with flair.

I'm his La Blue Girl, and we're a Dirty Pair.

Ditch the smut you got. "My porn has a plot!"

He's a Hentai watchin', happy crotchin', Anime fan.

A wang attackin', tallywackin', Anime fan.

A likes 'em curvy, super pervy, Anime fan.

A gonna rock you, King Otaku, Anime fan.

Aaaaahhh, yeah!

Anime fan!

Anime fan!

Anime fan!

Anime fan!

Anime fan! Anime fan! Anime fan! Anime fan!...

(dialogue over those 12 measures:)

Cute Girl: I'm the cute girl, skipping my way to junior college.

Scrotor: I am Scrotor, demon from the 5th realm!

Cute Girl: My, what big tentacles you have! What will do with those?

Scrotor: Heh, you're about to find out!

Cute Girl: Well I'm secretly a ninja warrior! Taste my blades naughty demon! Hi-yah! (attacks him)

Scrotor: (SFX: Sword) Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey! Watch it! These are sensitive!

Luke: Kaneda and Tetsuo got into a fight.

Army guys: Destroyed Neo-Tokyo, freaky mutant might.

Luke: Team Rocket's blastin' off at the speed of light.

Army guys: Jesse and James and Meowth, that's right.

Luke: Nine tailed demon fox Naruto was shunned.

Army guys: Fought to become Hokage, and he won.

Luke: Light got out his book, and ended our fun.

Army guys: Wrote a Death Note about us, and now we're done.


from Sing All Funny Jokes, track released March 9, 2010
Anime Fan - by the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
A parody of "Candyman" by Christine Aguilera about Japanese animation. Written by the great Luke Ski. Featuring vocals by Carrie Dahlby. Music and mixdown by Bob Emmett.




Carrie Dahlby Chicago, Illinois

Carrie Dahlby made her first contributions to the world of comedy music on the albums of 'the great Luke Ski'. Later she made appearances in the songs of Sudden Death, Possible Oscar, and many more acts from Her debut funny music CD "Happy Ranch" was released in 2007, her 2nd CD "Giant Kitten" was released in 2009, and her 3rd and latest CD "Sing All Funny Jokes" was released in 2014. ... more

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