The 3rd studio album by Carrie Dahlby is chock full of songs she's posted at the Funny Music Project website (TheFuMP.com) from 2009 to 2014. The album features appearances and/or collaborations by the great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Flat 29, Earl 'Wyngarde' Luckes, Cirque du So What?, TV's Kyle, Power Salad, Worm Quartet, and introducing her son, Alex. With Dr. Demento Show hits like "Twitter Tweetin'", "Pregnancy Is Strange", and "Almost Parent Time", "Sing All Funny Jokes" is the best Carrie Dahlby album released in the past 5 years.
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Luke Ski says: Continuing in my career long quest to have a song on every major topic in the many worlds of geeky fandom, I bring you my tribute to the entire genre of Japanese Animation, more commonly known here in the states as "Anime". This parody of "Candyman" By Christina Aguilera sung by Carrie Dahlby covers everything to the kiddie programs, to the giant robot shows, to the teen melodramas, to the 'adult' stuff. With any luck, there will be at least a dozen AMVs posted on YouTube of this song within a month. If you make one, please be sure to tell folks in titles at the end of the video that they can find the song "Anime Fan" at "the FuMP dot com"! Arigato! ;D Music by Bob "Perfect Mix Forever" Emmett
A parody of "Candyman" by Christine Aguilera, about Japanese animation.
Likes my boobs hot, jigglin' won't stop, here's a panty shot.
And now we're both grown-ups with flair.
I'm his La Blue Girl, and we're a Dirty Pair.
Ditch the smut you got. "My porn has a plot!"
He's a Hentai watchin', happy crotchin', Anime fan.
A wang attackin', tallywackin', Anime fan.
A likes 'em curvy, super pervy, Anime fan.
A gonna rock you, King Otaku, Anime fan.
Anime fan! Anime fan! Anime fan! Anime fan!...
(dialogue over those 12 measures:)
Cute Girl: I'm the cute girl, skipping my way to junior college.
Scrotor: I am Scrotor, demon from the 5th realm!
Cute Girl: My, what big tentacles you have! What will do with those?
Scrotor: Heh, you're about to find out!
Cute Girl: Well I'm secretly a ninja warrior! Taste my blades naughty demon! Hi-yah! (attacks him)
Scrotor: (SFX: Sword) Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey! Watch it! These are sensitive!
Luke: Kaneda and Tetsuo got into a fight.
Army guys: Destroyed Neo-Tokyo, freaky mutant might.
Luke: Team Rocket's blastin' off at the speed of light.
Army guys: Jesse and James and Meowth, that's right.
Luke: Nine tailed demon fox Naruto was shunned.
Army guys: Fought to become Hokage, and he won.
Luke: Light got out his book, and ended our fun.
Army guys: Wrote a Death Note about us, and now we're done.
from Sing All Funny Jokes,
track released March 9, 2010
Anime Fan - by the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
A parody of "Candyman" by Christine Aguilera about Japanese animation. Written by the great Luke Ski. Featuring vocals by Carrie Dahlby. Music and mixdown by Bob Emmett.
Carrie Dahlby made her first contributions to the world of comedy music on the albums of 'the great Luke Ski'. Later she
made appearances in the songs of Sudden Death, Possible Oscar, and many more acts from TheFuMP.com. Her debut funny music CD "Happy Ranch" was released in 2007, her 2nd CD "Giant Kitten" was released in 2009, and her 3rd and latest CD "Sing All Funny Jokes" was released in 2014....more