Titanic Monday

from Sing All Funny Jokes by Carrie Dahlby

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This was originally written and recorded by Luke Ski and his sister in the late '90s. Carrie decided to surprise Luke with her cover version performed at "LukeSkiCon 2013", followed by surprising Luke with the new Luke Ski tribute album entitled "Worst Tribute Ever", which you should totally buy. The Confabulation of Gentry (COG!) kindly and politely appeared as all the voices, and the music was done by Bob Emmett of Project Sisyphus. (Parody of "Manic Monday" by the Bangles)


(*So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.* *It is unsinkable, COG itself could not sink this
ship.* *I don't see what all the fuss is about.* *You can be blaze about some things Rose, but not about Titanic.*
*We're goin' to America! Full house boys!* *I go to America! Ha ha!* *steam whistle*)

Left the port on Wednesday on a boat known as the ship of dreams.
My fiancé is so stuck up that by Friday I just wanted to scream.
Then Jack Dawson came and Sunday night was a paradise.
Twelve twenty-three that White Star ship hit thirty tons of ice. (*crash!*)

I guess it was Titanic Monday.
Got frozen like a Sunday.
Was not a fun day.
My 'face-oblivion' day.
It happened on Titanic Monday.

Despite all his years at sea, Captain Smith just had no clue.
If the ship itself proved one thing, it's that breaking up is hard to do.
Now my life's a movie making millions, but I don't know why.
How many chick flicks have you seen where over fifteen hundred people die?
(*Is there anyone alive out there?*)

I guess it was Titanic Monday.
The rafts are overrun day.
Call 9-1-1 day.
They're all as dead as Ghandi.
It happened on Titanic Monday.

All of first class had all their heads up their ass except old Molly Brown.
Life boat, might float
They don't understand that, no ship plus no land equals, we all will drown.
Come on down!
Leonardo's films all end the same.
I betcha 'Kenny' is his real name.
Oh my COG, they killed DiCaprio! You bastards!

The heart of the ocean beats in ME!

I guess it was Titanic Monday.
I can't think of a pun day.
Crocodile Dun-day.
Please help me Obi-Wan day.
It happened on Titanic Monday.
I should have drove a Hyundai.
Or wrestled King Kong Bundy.
Than shown up on Titanic Monday.


from Sing All Funny Jokes, track released June 22, 2013
Titanic Monday - by the great Luke Ski
A parody of “Manic Monday” by the Bangles. Subject: the film “Titanic”. All lead and backing vocals by Carrie Dahlby. Crying baby by Alex Rasey. Dialogue lines provided politely by the Confabulation of Gentry (COG) www.consortiumofgenius.com/steamcom All instrumentation and production by Bob Emmet (www.bobemmet.com) www.carriedahlby.com / www.thefump.com
Originally appeared on the Luke Ski tribute album, Worst Tribute Ever, copyright Luke Sienkowski, 2013. www.thegreatlukeski.com




Carrie Dahlby Chicago, Illinois

Carrie Dahlby made her first contributions to the world of comedy music on the albums of 'the great Luke Ski'. Later she made appearances in the songs of Sudden Death, Possible Oscar, and many more acts from TheFuMP.com. Her debut funny music CD "Happy Ranch" was released in 2007, her 2nd CD "Giant Kitten" was released in 2009, and her 3rd and latest CD "Sing All Funny Jokes" was released in 2014. ... more

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