Thor's Big Silver Hammer

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This is a parody of 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' by the Beatles, about the new movie version of Marvel's 'Thor' starring the very attractive Chris Hemsworth as Thor and Natalie Portman as Jane Foster. Lead vocals by Carrie Dahlby, backing vocals by Carrie Dahlby and the great Luke Ski, voices by Carrie Dahlby, the great Luke Ski, and Sara Trice, instrumentation by Ben Stahl of 'Insane Ian and the Musicians' fame, and mixing and additional production by Juan Mellon of 'The Boobles'!

lyrics

“Thor’s Big Silver Hammer” by Carrie Dahlby
Copyright 2011

[1 measure instrumental for performance track only!]


Jane was quizzical, practiced astrophysical science in her van

‘Til it ran into a buff blonde god, Oh oh oh oh

Thor and Loki had defied their gold King Odin Dad, invading Yodenheim,

“Can we end this cold war between us, Laufy?”

But as he calls Thor “little princess”, Thor’s hand begins to rise...

Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer came down on his head...

Mjolnir, Thor’s big silver hammer made several Frost Giants dead.


[4 measures instrumental]


Thor (Josh): How DARE you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapo...
[taze sound effect]
Darcy (Sara): (pause) What?!? He was freaking me out!

Carrie: STOP! Hammer time!


Thor lost his power and his hammer for an hour, while banished here on Earth,

Jane has matrimonal bed thoughts, Oh oh oh oh

Gimly, Legolas, Jackie Chan and Xena just want Thor to be free

(Thor must be set free!)

The robot disagrees, and he tells them so [Destroyer sound effect]

But as Ms. Portman’s kissing his lips, we check out his behind! ddd ddddddd ddd

Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer destroyed that lead head,

Clang clang, Thor’s big silver hammer killed non-Stark Iron Man dead.


[12 measures instrumental]


Jane (Carrie): God, I hope you’re not crazy.
Thor (Josh): This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!
Darcy (Sara): How can you eat an entire box of Pop Tarts and still be this hungry??
Volstagg (Luke): Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Thor (Josh): This drink. I like it. More!
[glass smash sound effect]
Jane (Carrie): No more smashing!



Back in Azgard’s din, Loki’s playing Slytherin, Thor gets quite annoyed

Loki’s causing many unpleasant scenes

Sibling rivalry competing for the dynasty, Loki threatens Jane...

Thor tries to Avengers Sanctity, oh oh oh oh,

When Loki dabbles in cold genocide, Thor seems to lose his mind...
Thor (Josh): AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer destroyed that bi-frost

Oopsie, thanks to Thor’s big clamor that bridge to Earth was lost.

Whoa oh oh

[8 measures instrumental]

Odin (Luke): Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!

Thor (Josh): Your ancestors call it magic, but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

Darcy (Sara): This is going on Facebook.

Silver hammer win!
Thor (Josh): Hamma! hamma!
Darcy (Sara): Yeah, we can tell you’re hammered. That’s pretty obvious.















Quotes to work in:

“Run back home, little princess” (Laufy)
“No more smashing!” (Jane)
“This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!” (Thor)

“God, I hope you’re not crazy...” (Jane)
“He says his name is Thor...” (Jane)
“This drink. I like it! More!” [smashing glass] (Thor)
“This is going on Facebook.” (Darcy)
“How can you eat an entire box of Pop Tarts and still be this hungry?” (Darcy)
“How dare you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapo...” (Thor) [taze] “What?!? He was freaking me out!” (Darcy)
“These people are innocent. You cannot sacrifice an entire human race!” (Thor) “Then die with them.” (Loki)
“Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!” (Volstagg)

credits

from Sing All Funny Jokes, track released May 27, 2011
Thor's Big Silver Hammer
A parody of “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles. Lead vocals by Carrie Dahlby. Backing vocals by Carrie Dahlby and the great Luke Ski. Voices by Carrie Dahlby, the great Luke Ski and Sara Trice. Instrumentation by Ben Stahl. Additional amazing production assistance by Juan Mellon of The Boobles (www.theboobles.com)

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Carrie Dahlby Chicago, Illinois

Carrie Dahlby made her first contributions to the world of comedy music on the albums of 'the great Luke Ski'. Later she made appearances in the songs of Sudden Death, Possible Oscar, and many more acts from TheFuMP.com. Her debut funny music CD "Happy Ranch" was released in 2007, her 2nd CD "Giant Kitten" was released in 2009, and her 3rd and latest CD "Sing All Funny Jokes" was released in 2014. ... more

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