Everything's a Song

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In a self-referential bit of amusement, Carrie Dahlby tries her own hand at music production. You may notice other FuMPs mentioned here as well. Michael Haselman, aka Carrie's Dad, is featured on guitar.

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“Everything’s A Song” – Carrie Dahlby

To paraphrase another saying: If it exists, it's a Dementia song.

Banana bread, barnyards, and library cards
And feet and Pez Dispensers and thongs
Are not only essentials to everyday life
They can also be the topics of songs

Greek restaurants, prom nights and pink traffic lights
And leiderhosen and babushkas
If funny music has taught me anything yet
It’s that song ideas are limitless

Cuz everything’s a song (Everything’s a song)
Just take a look around you
You just can’t go wrong (Everything’s a song)
The possibilities may astound you

Winnebagos, nethacks and internet cats
And Boba Fetts and hobbits and corn
And Grandmas and Uncles and four letter words
And weed and booze and strippers and porn

Toenails and cell phones and Al Palindromes
And Smurfs and boobs and dogs and celebs
Viagara, missing butts and all TV shows
Good guys, bad guys and women named Deb

Bie everything’s a song (Everything’s a song)
Just take a look around you
You just can’t go wrong (Everything’s a song)
The possibilities may astound you

Not every song needs to be about love
But the industry don’t wantchyou to know
There’s songs on your bathroom floor, songs in your fridge
And every single place that you go

Some say every song’s already been writ
But open yer eyes and take a gaze
There’s songs that are wrong and there’s songs about songs
And songs that illustrate all the ways

That everything’s a song (Everything’s a song)
Just take a look around you
You just can’t go wrong (Everything’s a song)
The possibilities may astound you

Everything’s a song (Everything’s a song)
Just take a look around you
Nothing can go wrong (Nothing's wrong with this song)
The possibilities may astound you

Everything's a song (Everything's a song)
I'm pretty sure you've got the point now
You just can't go wrong (Everything's a song)
And pretty soon I will shut up, now

Dementia Radio...

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from Giant Kitten, released March 6, 2009

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Carrie Dahlby Chicago, Illinois

Carrie Dahlby made her first contributions to the world of comedy music on the albums of 'the great Luke Ski'. Later she made appearances in the songs of Sudden Death, Possible Oscar, and many more acts from TheFuMP.com. Her debut funny music CD "Happy Ranch" was released in 2007, her 2nd CD "Giant Kitten" was released in 2009, and her 3rd and latest CD "Sing All Funny Jokes" was released in 2014. ... more

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