Devo Spice, featuring Carrie Dahlby & Power Salad - All In My Tights

from by Carrie Dahlby

/
  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The 3rd studio album by Carrie Dahlby is chock full of songs she's posted at the Funny Music Project website (TheFuMP.com) from 2009 to 2014. The album features appearances and/or collaborations by the great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Flat 29, Earl 'Wyngarde' Luckes, Cirque du So What?, TV's Kyle, Power Salad, Worm Quartet, and introducing her son, Alex. With Dr. Demento Show hits like "Twitter Tweetin'", "Pregnancy Is Strange", and "Almost Parent Time", "Sing All Funny Jokes" is the best Carrie Dahlby album released in the past 5 years.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Sing All Funny Jokes via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days

      $9.99 USD or more 

     

about

Devo Spice says: There is one thing that every good super hero needs. It's not the ability to fly, or x-ray vision, or super speed, or a secret identity. It's a garish, form fitting, brightly colored costume that makes him look ridiculous and is completely impractical for fighting crime. You may think Batman looks cool, but the fact that he can't turn his head would make it difficult for him to cross a road, let alone win a fight.

This is a song about the various costumes that super heroes wear, and what happens when one unlucky individual discovers his "power."

This is a parody of "All of the Lights" by Kanye West featuring Rihanna. Big thank you to Ben Stahl for the music, Chris Mezzolesta and Carrie Dahlby for the awesome singing, and Steve Goodie for the mixing and mastering.

lyrics

All in my tights (all in my tights)
(tights, tights)
All in my tights (all in my tights)

Put on these tights right here baby
Extra snug so we see that you’re buff
Put on these tights right here baby
Don’t have any shame
We want to see everything
That you can do all in your tights

Now I’m
Fightin’ crime
(all in my tights, all in my tights)
It’s like I’m naked running through the street
(all in my tights, all in my tights)

If you want to you can wear ‘em for the rest of your life
At some point you have to wash ‘em so they don’t smell too ripe

Something wrong, I don’t know why
I’m not that strong, and I can’t fly
But if I flex, like I am built
My nipples aim, and shoot out milk
I’m on my own, confused and scared
I’m heading home, to my secret lair
To my surprise, a bald guy is recruiting me
Gave me a costume from the X-Men University

All in my tights
Red tights, black tights, blue tights
White tights, green tights
(all in my tights, all in my tights)
Bat tights, Flash tights, Super tights
Spider tights, Wonder tights
(all in my tights)

Put on these tights right here baby
Super heroes all have to wear this
Put on these tights right here baby
No I don’t know why, it’s just the way that it is
You have to do things in your tights

I need a title, to fit the game plan
No “Super,” “Ultra,” “Nifty,” nothin’, I’m the Milk Man
And I’m dressed like a cow, it’s damn demeaning
But that ain’t as bad as, my bill for dry cleaning
My feet are tender, so I wear Crocs
Want to impress, I stuff with socks
My secret lair, is in my Mom’s garage
I’m painting decals on her 1987 dodge

All in my tights
Orange tights, yellow tights, purple tights
Brown tights, sheer tights
(all in my tights, all in my tights)
Cat tights, Green tights, Iron tights
Coon tights, Kick-Ass tights
(all in my tights)

Put on these tights right here baby
Extra tight so you show off your buldge
Put on these tights right here baby
No on second thought, why don’t you just wear a cloak
Don’t want to see you in your tights

Oh myyyyyy, oh nooo, I didn’t need to see that...
Oh God! Noooo, just... just... just go away please

credits

from Sing All Funny Jokes, track released June 19, 2012
All In My Tights - by Devo Spice, featuring Carrie Dahlby & Power Salad
A parody of "All of the Lights" by Kanye West featuring Rihanna about being a superhero. Written by Tom Rockwell. Music by Ben Stahl. Vocals by Tom Rockwell, Carrie Dahlby, and Chris Mezzolesta. Mixed by Steve Goodie

license

tags

about

Carrie Dahlby Chicago, Illinois

Carrie Dahlby made her first contributions to the world of comedy music on the albums of 'the great Luke Ski'. Later she made appearances in the songs of Sudden Death, Possible Oscar, and many more acts from TheFuMP.com. Her debut funny music CD "Happy Ranch" was released in 2007, her 2nd CD "Giant Kitten" was released in 2009, and her 3rd and latest CD "Sing All Funny Jokes" was released in 2014. ... more

contact / help

Contact Carrie Dahlby

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

Carrie Dahlby recommends:

If you like Carrie Dahlby, you may also like: